Monday, May 19, 2008

4 days and counting


I am having a little cosmetic surgery on Friday. Although I hope to come out fuller and perkier, I hope Dr Orr doesn't decide I need these. In case you are wondering, they are the largest breast implants made, 1200cc per boob to be exact. I have so many questions about this, I don't know where to start.

7 comments:

Aubrey said...

Wow!! That is all I can say, oh, and how in the hell does she carry those things around all day!!

Sarah D said...

So, what about some before and after pics?

I am sure Amber could do something very tasteful!

Jamee said...

I thought about it. Actually, I will have my before and afters from Dr Orr. Maybe I will share. It depends on how awful they look after surgery.

And to Aubrey, this was my first question too. She looks like she is struggeling to support herself. Can you imagine her in a strong wind. My next question was, do you think she is an exotic dancer?

Sarah D said...

Jamee,

I am going to take a wild guess and say she is not a DR or a lawyer. Pre-school teacher is probably out as well.

Wet nurse?? Maybe.

Ashley and Evan said...

Hank should get a pair of those!

Aubrey said...

Exotic Dancer is too obvious - I am thinking more like circus side show freak.

Jamee said...

If Hank had a pair, he would never come out of the bathroom.