Saturday, June 28, 2008

Bait/Porn Shop anyone?

Today Hank told me he would like to run his own business. I told him he could be my office manager when I get my NP. Hank then suggested we open a medical/welding business, our slogan may be:
"Bring your wife in for an exam and your trailer in for repairs"
or maybe a Bait/Porn Shop:
"Why no sir, that isn't a crank bait, or is it?"
As you can imagine the ideas and one liners kept going.
So, if you could have any business you wish, what would it be. Hank thinks this may be a good way to offer Ashley and Evan some new career advice, so that they could move back to Jasper County.
We kinda think Ashley is like Chandler, does anyone know what she does? Does she know anything about a WENIS? Maybe she is a transponster?

7 comments:

Ashley and Evan said...

That is some funny shit! You must open your business immediately so we can move back. My vote is for the Bait/Porn shop.

You're right, I am Chandler. Hell, I don't even know what I do sometimes. Oh wait, I transpond things...duh!

Jamee said...

I am so glad you understand Hank's humor, your one of few. He was afraid he would offend you, I assured him he wouldn't. Actually, its pretty impressive he thought about offending you in the first place.

hncfarley said...

That is so funny! Believe it or not, Holly and I were trying to think of jobs for them last night. Also, I finally asked Ashley last weekend about what the hell she really does for a living. I can't remember now what she told me. Anyway, I am thinking the Bait/Porn shop is a good idea. You can offer the one-eyed jibbler as a special both ways if you know what I mean!

Jamee said...

Hey Chuck, I believe its a Walleyed Jibbler, you may have it confused with a One-Eyed Farley. Thats what we need, a liquor/porn shop
"Liquor in the Front, Poker in the rear"
Or liquor/Bait shop
"Liquor in the Front, Hooker in the rear"
I can keep going and going.
So, does that put Evan in the front or the rear?

Sarah D said...

Thank God you came up with a name for the Porn/Bait shop.

I was thinking "Hank's Worm and Screw"

"Liquor in the Front, Hooker in the Rear" is much better.

I have my dream job/business. Just need to come up with a name for it and I will share. May not be a job for Ashley or Evan, but there for sure would be one for Hank.

--by the way, Hank worrying about offending someone? Must be going soft in his old age!

hncfarley said...

OMG! It is Sunday night and I can't stop drinking or laughing. Speaking of the ole' One-Eyed-Farley, you should make them for Current. Everybody should have a little Farley in them. Give me the list and I'll pick up the ingredients. Probably shouldn't make it public till we get the patent.

Ashley and Evan said...

Hank offend me…never!!! I’m too easy going, or maybe I’m just easy.

It doesn’t surprise me Chad and Holly have already forgotten what I do. They had blank looks on their faces when I explained how I transpond things. It’s very difficult to be a transponder, you know.

What the hell is a one-eyed jibbler? I don’t want to have anything to do with a one-eyed Farley. That has bad news written all over it.

Oh, and Evan likes it in the rear. :=)